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Newfoundland has been a Province of Canada since 1949. Newfoundlanders (or "Newfies") enjoy a rich culture all of their own. They are musical, joyful, and enjoy joking about themselves as much as others do. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that many of the best Newfie Jokes were actually made up by them.

One Damn Good Newfie

My missus works at Tim Horton's and one day was making her rounds cleaning the tables.

There were four men arguing 'bout which was bigger, Newfoundland or Quebec. One of the men, my brother-in-law, was from Quebec. One man says," Newfoundland is bigger than Quebec!".

Immediately, my brother-in-law says confidently, " NO WAY, even with Newfoundland and Labrador together, Quebec is twice as big".

Now, of course, my missus being a Newfie and quick on the tongue says to my brother-in-law, "That's because it takes two Quebecois to make one damn good Newfie!"