Newfoundland has been a Province of Canada since 1949. Newfoundlanders (or "Newfies") enjoy a rich culture all of their own. They are musical, joyful, and enjoy joking about themselves as much as others do. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that many of the best Newfie Jokes were actually made up by them.
Newfie in Space
There was a newfie, an irishman and a frenchman that volunteered to go up in a space ship for 10 years. NASA asked each one what they would like a 10 year supply of.
The Irishman replied "I would love to have a 10 year supply of all the best whiskey!"
The Frenchman replied "I would love to have a 10 year supply of all the best food in the world!"
Then the Newfie replied "Smokes! I gotta have my smokes!"
So NASA packed them up and sent them off and then 10 years later they retured.
They asked each of them how they liked their things. The Irishman replied "Oh, I was drunk every second night!" and the Frenchman replied "Oh, I ate like a little pig!" and then the Newfie replied "Uh, gotta light?"