Newfie Jokes

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Newfoundland has been a Province of Canada since 1949. Newfoundlanders (or "Newfies") enjoy a rich culture all of their own. They are musical, joyful, and enjoy joking about themselves as much as others do. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that many of the best Newfie Jokes were actually made up by them.

Happy Hour in Newfoundland

A Newfie saw a sign at a restaurant.

It read....

Happy Hour Special:
Lobster Tail & Beer.

"Lard Tunderin Jaises!" he says to himself, "Me three favourite things!"